captainleviiackerman:

littlestpetdjpinkie:

When people with bad grammar try to insult you like

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superwhomestuckavenglordlockian:

broinmacken:

funfact: your url does not have to display every single fucking fandom you are in jesus christ

I have an odd feeling that this post is about me.

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mixedboywasted:

marcobaht:

if you’re gonna call yourself trash remember than one person’s trash is another person’s treasure

humor blog

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cassidyswan:

me: *looks at favorite characters* *wipes away tears* you deserved so much better 

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burqalicious:

i feel so uncomfortable when ppl know my name and i dont even know theirs 

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The kids have it all figured out.

timelordparadise:

elizabeth-shadows-forever:

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i’m actually really glad i saw this, wow

That last one is priceless

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xweetox:

If you refuse to raise a male child in the future, you are the problem.

If you say “die cis scum” instead of making an effort for actual equality, you are the problem.

If you refuse to listen to a doctor, someone who has years of medical training, about your health situation because they are ‘fat shaming’ you, you are the problem.

If you choose to disrespect someone else due to the bullshit excuse of ‘privilege’, you are the problem.

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broughttoyoubytheletterq:

when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out

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leela-summers:

Australians on Tumblr Part 2

Part 1: x
Part 3: x

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stunningpicture:

The days news, in one photo

stunningpicture:

The days news, in one photo

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caelas:

saying feminism is unnecessary because you don’t feel oppressed is like saying fire extinguishers are unnecessary because your house isn’t on fire

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dorkosupreme:

Kirklands give me life

dorkosupreme:

Kirklands give me life

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jowji:

if you ever think about sending me an ask and decide not to cause “oh she doesn’t care” or “oh I don’t want to bother her” literally I’m the loneliest piece of shit you can find and would still love you if you sent me the word nuzzle over and over again

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cumslayer:

cumslayer:

So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

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